MUSINGS, FEBRUARY 25, 2023

PONDERABLE

How long does it take for an adage to become an old one?

THINGS I FIRMLY BELIEVE.

Not only will the meek not inherit the earth, they’ll probably not inherit much of anything at all.

Given the atrocious wait times and astounding number of people who do not have a family doctor, that we have an effective health care system in Canada is just a myth.

Linda Ronstadt is the greatest female entertainer ever.

Gordon Lightfoot is by far Canada’s greatest songwriter.

Good story tellers are a joy to be around.

The problems inherent in a monopoly don’t disappear because it’s the government operating it, they’re usually exacerbated.

TWO MORE TANTALIZING COUNTRY SONG TITLES

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

Glad You Didn’t Know Me Before You Met Me

MAYORALTY COMMENT FOLLOW-UP

My comment last week that John Tory was the best mayor during my time in Toronto prompted a number of queries as to who I think was the worst; an easy question to answer. It was the odious and clownish Rob Ford, who was in a class by himself when it came to being completely unsuited for the job. Excepting Ford, and considering their ineffective administrations, David Miller was the worst, followed closely by Barbra Hall.

WHY I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JUSTIN TRUEAU

Over the last few weeks I’ve received a number of complaints about my criticisms of Justin Trudeau. The complaints are usually accompanied by a question as to why I have such a dislike for him. It’s not so much that I dislike him as it is that I have absolutely no respect for him. My three reasons follow.

First, if Justin’s last name was anything other than “Trudeau” he’d never have been heard of and would still be flitting from part-time job to part-time job while living off his grandfather’s trust fund. Second, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has been handed everything on a silver platter ever since, never having to actually earn anything in his entire life. Third, he’s an unethical, hypocrite whose arrogance is exceeded only by his narcissism. 

STILL A JERK

By offering a tampon to fellow golfer, Justin Thomas, last weekend during the Genesis Open at the Riviera Golf Club in Los Angeles (a gesture that went over like the proverbial lead balloon), Tiger Woods reaffirmed his reputation as a consummate jerk. How anyone could think this was funny is beyond belief. During his career Tiger has performed many monumental feats, and this was another one: demeaning himself in the eyes of millions of people.

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS’ FUTILITY

No team in NHL history has gone as long las the Leafs without winning the Stanley Cup (55 years and counting), which means that about two-thirds of Canada’s population have never experienced a Maple Leaf cup win.

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