First, I need to make two things clear: it’s just the titles I like, not the songs themselves; and, not knowing on what basis I could possibly do so, the list is not ranked.

            She’s Out Doin’ What I’m Doin’ Without         

            She’s Got A Ring On Her Finger And Time On Her Hands

            If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong Do It Right

            Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

            How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away

            Last Night You Were My Yellow Rose of Texas, This Morning You’re A Thorn In My Side

            She Even Woke Me Up To Say Goodbye

            Sleeping Single In A Double Bed

            My Tears Have Washed “I Love You” From The Blackboard Of My Heart

            Nothing Sure Looks Good On You

            Don’t Cry Down My Back, Baby, You Might Rust My Spurs

            I Can’t Get Over You While You’re Under Him

            I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

            I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 with a 2

            She Took Everything But The Blame

            I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

            I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed As I Cry Over You

            If I Had Shot Her When I Wanted To I’d Be Out By Now

            You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

            The Pint Of No Return

            May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

            I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

            Walk Out Backwards So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

            Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat

            If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

            She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

            I’ve Got You On My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

            I’ve Got A Funny Feeling I Won’t Be Feeling Funny Long

            These are all songs that were recorded and released. As a matter of fact, “Bird of Paradise,” “Beautiful Body,” and “Gold Mine and Shaft” all went to number one on Billboard’s country chart.